Story: SEASON’S EATINGS
Author: FancyFigures
(fancyfigures@hotmail.com)
Disclaimer: I don’t own ‘em, wish I did, just enjoy
writing about ‘em for free etc
Pairings: 1+2
Category: Romance, humor
Warnings: Yaoi,
Spoilers: None
Notes: The
bunny icon made me do it…
Feedback: If you liked it, PLEASE let me know!
The silence
was broken with the sound of a horrified gasp.
Duo gave a
soft, harsh chuckle in reply. “Do you
know, statistics say that 74% of children eat the ears first? They’re long and smooth and easily broken
off.” He hummed softly, as he always did
when he was concentrating on a difficult job. “But in your case, it’ll obviously have to be
the legs. That’s second choice anyway,
at 13%.” There was a crack, a crumbling
noise, and then a sucking sound. “Sweet legs … strong thighs … toes fit to suck on. Tastes damned
good. ”
“Duo…” Heero’s voice was shocked. “Wait!
You can’t do this to me…”
“Can – and
will.” Duo’s voice was rich with desire
and tight with determination. “Shut up
and take your punishment like a man.” He
laughed again. “Though let’s face it,
you ain’t running anywhere at the moment, are you?”
“Duo. My God. I don’t understand how you can be like
this. I thought we had something between
us …”
“Damned
right we do. And it’s your right arm.”
“What the -? Duo, you can’t mean you’re going
to take that too –“
There was another cracking noise and an anguished whimper from
Heero. “Noooo….”
Duo sighed:
there was the sound of lips being licked, thoroughly and lasciviously. “Guess that one had extra muscles from all
the times you’ve jerked off in front of me.
Thanks for the memories, Heero.”
“You’re
disgusting.” Heero’s voice broke
slightly on the words, but his anger was strong. “Your callousness is foul and beneath
contempt –“
“Nah. Beneath my teeth, Heero. That’s where your left arm’s going, right now.”
More crunching noises: more strangled sobs. “Damn, but it pays to be ambidextrous. That was pretty chunky, too.”
“Duo, this
is the last time I’ll ask you to think again – to restrain these hideous
impulses –“
Duo’s laugh
was louder than ever and gurgling with saliva from his mastication. “Restrain my ass, Heero Yuy. You’re in no position to tell me what to do –
no position at all. I’d say you’re pretty ‘armless, in
fact.” He cackled at his own joke. “And so where to next? Restrain my ass – did I say that already?”
“Duo.” Heero’s voice was like ice, the thread of
pain evident. “Don’t go there. This is beyond civilized behaviour. Beyond every human right – beyond even your warped psychotic mind.”
“Sure is,” came Duo’s chillingly cheerful reply. “Or at least it was. Guess I’ve been doing
some reading – gotta keep that psychosis fed and fresh, else it’ll never grow
up to be a big, bad brother.” There was
the sound of his fingers tugging at something - peeling open a rich, smooth
seam with a sickly pop. “And for our
final statistic – it’s 10% for the tail.
There are certain perverted little kiddies who like to start with that
first. Unlike me, who loves to save the
sweetest morsels to right near the end …” His voice was muffled, his mouth
filled with something other than his acid tongue. “The choicest ass – the best I’ve ever
seen. The most delicious I’ve ever tasted.”
“Please …” came a soft plea in the shadow of what had once been Heero’s
strong voice. The sound faded away on the
end of a breath.
“And
finally the head, Heero … now you’ve gone kinda quiet. Is that sobbing I hear? Begging for mercy?”
“I have my
pride, Duo. I can only offer up in defence my care for you – my respect for basic human life
…”
“Crap,”
replied Duo, sharply. “Say goodbye to
all that sentimental nonsense. All that
remains is physical, sensual pleasure of the basest kind – and
remains is the word, isn’t
it?”
“Duo, you
are a bastard of the lowest order.
Consider this my last word on the subject.”
“Not gonna
be anything else, is it? After I’ve bitten through that taut throat and swallowed those
swollen lips.”
“Scum.”
“Any other last words, Heero?”
“Yes.”
“What? I’m about to bite – I’m about to
crunch.”
“It’s the
last time …”
“You said
that already –“
“No. Listen carefully, Duo. Whatever happens to us, whatever cruelty you
wish on me, whatever homicidal behaviour you allow to
destroy your humanity –“
“God’s
sake, Heero, enough with the evangelism –“
“It’s the
last time I get you a chocolate Easter egg in my likeness, Duo!”
End