PENALTY
1x2,
yaoi suggestiveness, for gwy
– and because we both lost in the World Cup!
*
“Why
are they standing around like that?”
“Hn?”
“They’re
standing around, hugging shoulders, clutching their balls. This some kind of yaoi club ritual?”
“This
is soccer, Duo. Please try to refrain
from seeing a sexual reference in everything you watch on TV.”
“Like
there’s anything better to do since you commandeered the remote.”
“Don’t
sulk. It’s an important tournament and I
want to watch it. You can catch up on
episodes of ‘Prison Break’ another time.
And you could benefit from learning a little more about football.”
“I
could benefit from you clutching my balls, Heero. You got me interested back there, when you
mentioned going extra time.”
“That
was in the match, Duo. They’ve played
the extra time and now it’s a penalty shoot out.”
“Guess
the extra time gave ‘em sore balls or something then.”
“They
stand like that to defend the penalty taker.”
“Defend
their balls, more like.”
“Watch
the match.”
“You’re
a good teacher, Heero. You remain calm
under pressure. Wanna
defend my balls?”
“I
want to watch the penalty. Despite intolerable
pressure.”
…
“Heero,
isn’t it meant to go in the net?”
“Wise guy. That was
their last chance to even the score.”
“So…?
What does that mean?”
“It
means they lost, as you well know.”
“Then
is that the end? Will they be taking
their shirts off and cheering?”
“Or weeping.
I expect so. Why are you
interested?”
“I
can admire a Mediterranean six-pack, Heero, along with the rest of us.”
“Speak
for yourself.”
“You jealous?
You keen on clutching my balls again?”
“If
it’s the only thing that’ll shut you up…”
“Ooh,
tetchy. You gonna
stick some kind of penalty on me
then?”
“I
suspect that the world of soccer does not possess enough red cards to cope with
Duo Maxwell.”
“Cute. I’ve been warming up here, Heero. Feel my thighs! See?”
“I
see. I feel.”
“So
book me, Heero –“
“Hn.”
“Send
me off, bend me over the bench and get onside.
I’ll pull down my own shorts…”
“It’s
called offside, Duo. And take your hand out of my pants. I just want to watch… I just… Duo, we already
did this at half time…”
“It’s
a game of two halves, Heero. You
impressed with how much I’ve learned about the game?”
“Uhnn…”
“Still cute.
You’ve got the same look as that guy who hit the post.”
“Oh
God…”
“I
bet my hands are warmer than that guy with the wet sponge, eh? There’s nothing
worth watching on the screen, Heero, get your head down here and find some refreshment…“
“What’s
that the commentator said?”
“For
God’s sake, it’s just more ball-speak.
Heero… god… your mouth is hot. Oh
fuck, it’s been a long, tense 120 minutes, I don’t think I can wait for much
longer – uhghmmm…”
“Duo…”
“Oh
shit, did I miss your mouth? Why are you
laughing?”
“The
commentator –“
“Huh? He’s saying they think it’s all over –“
“It
is now, Duo. It is now.”
End